‘The VS’ Gives NYC a Much-Needed WIN-WIN Choice: The Neptunes vs. Timbaland

The VS: The Neptunes VS Timbaland
November 11, 2016 – 11p-4a – SOBs, 204 Varick St., New York, NY

After its sold-out, mid-summer yacht party extravaganza, The VS, New York’s premier themed dance party is back on solid ground to help the stunned masses shake off our collective case of Electile Disfunction.

This edition of The VS (praised by New York Magazine as the best roving hip-hop party,” in the city), will feature the sounds of two modern, music production powerhouses, each responsible for more hits than Hillary’s electoral vote count.

(Ouch. Too soon?)

The Neptunes impressive, genre-bending sounds — and likely Pharrell’s equally exquisite solo works — will be front and center during the evening, up against the catalog of one of music’s most ingenious beatsmiths, Timbaland.

A rotating cast of top-of-the-ticket DJs, including Meka & Cory Townes, Tara & Dee Phunk and Clarence, will pit each camp against the other throughout the night in a musically bi-partisan showdown for the ages.

So while many New Yorkers are still reeling in post-election shock, at The VS, for one night, we can all become part of one big basket of enjoyables!

WRONG.

No, really. I mean, we all know..

WRONG!

Stop interr–

WRONG!!

Look! One thing we can all agree on is that music soothes the savage beast, and since this beast of an election cycle has been savage af, we need music.

So for one night, let’s come together in the spirit of all things holy (including, but not limited to, Tito’s Handmade Vodka).

Let’s join together to repeal and replace The Lame Party Acts of years past, and dance united, as one rhythm nation, for one night, stronger together, forgetting all about the likely impending doom waiting for us in, like, a few days.

The jumpoff jumps off at 11pm (Bernie, be sure to take a disco nap if you’re going to come through, it’s a little past your bedtime).

It goes down at SOBs (which is, coincidentally, also what Jill Stein is calling everyone who voted for Gary Johnson).

The VS starts off with a one-hour open bar, courtesy of Tito’s Handmade Vodka.

Hosted by the Bodega Boys themselves, Desus Nice & The Kid Mero with special performances by Litefeet Nation & Topprraaa.

This is a 21 and over event. Doors open at 11pm and there is no dress code, because hip-hop.

RSVP for $10 Entry All Night at TheVS.Splashthat.Com

Birthplace Magazine is a proud sponsor of the event, along with Born Fly.

We’ll see you there. Thank you for your support.

I’m Manny Faces, and I approve this message.

The VS: The Neptunes VS Timbaland
November 11, 2016 – 11p-4a – SOBs, 204 Varick St., New York, NY